Renowned beancounter Kim Moody recently suggested the following in the National Post.
“If you work with a good accountant, give them a hug this tax season.”
Kim REALLY should have known better but the idea has got a lot of traction to the extent that the Prime Minister’s Office is thinking about declaring a Hug Your Accountant Day. We as a profession need to be pro-actively prepared and our Seniorist Partner, Martin Dixon, has stepped up to the task.
INTRODUCING…
Say NO to Hugs! 🚫🤗
Introducing Martin Dixon’s “Hug-Phobia” Survival Sanctuary!
🛑 Shield yourself from the horror of unexpected hugs!
🛑 Block those awkward arm stretches aimed in your direction!
🛑 Dodge the dreaded double-cheek kiss with ninja-like reflexes!
At Martin Dixon’s Hug-Phobia Sanctuary, we’ve got your back (and your front, and your sides) with our arsenal of anti-hug defenses:
💥 The “Hug-Repellent Cloak”: Blend seamlessly into your surroundings with our state-of-the-art invisibility technology!
💥 The “Handshake Handcuffs”: Keep your hands firmly locked in handshake mode to ward off any potential huggers!
💥 The “Hug-Averse Helpline”: Dial our 24/7 hotline for instant moral support and tactical evasion strategies!
But wait, there’s more!
Sign up now for Martin Dixon’s exclusive “Hug-Phobia” Survival Kit and receive:
📋 Personalized “No Hugs Zone” stickers to plaster on your cubicle walls! 📋 A crash course in “Hug-Resistant Body Language” to repel even the most determined huggers! 📋 Access to Martin’s top-secret underground bunker, where you can ride out the hug storm in peace!
So, don’t let “Hug An Accountant Day” turn into a nightmare. Join Martin Dixon’s Hug-Phobia Sanctuary and reclaim your personal space with pride! Because hugs are for teddy bears, not accountants.
Leave A Comment